Guido's Fuckrant Page

5.12.08 3:43 pm I just had to page a resident named Harry Johnson. No shit. So, in case you (person) haven't heard, 'poin...

I am going to skip over the huge but musically unrelated facts that a. this is the second major release from Trent Reznor in about as many...

4.9.08  11:36am This morning, eyes half closed, listening to Air, I found myself staring directly at an "abused child". The...

When I returned to my apartment, the doorman had his hands full with a group of Irish women in their late 20's/early 30's. They w...

3.31.08 3 :56pm At approximately 3pm on the afternoon of March 31, 2008, I bore witness to one of the most exciting events...in the His...

3.20.08 10:13 pm Oh ho yes indeed. The Music of the Spheres. The Spheres of Terrible R&B. Specifically, Usher. Usher’s new ...

3.14.08 7:40 pm The above question (spoken in broken, heavily accented English by an African nurse) is what has lead me to create the para...

3.13.08 3:13 pm Say what you will about Paul McCartney beating up his wife (quite frankly I think she only has herself to blame; I mean...

3.7.08 5:10 pm And here's why... Occasionally, my phone here will ring. Sometimes it's a wrong number, sometimes silence, s...

2.27.08 3:06 pm My milk goes bad today and I still have quite a bit left. If I can and it's drinkable, I am going to have a large...

Just saw the trailer for the new Indiana Jones movie. There's wetness.

2.15.08 10:11 pm Is it strange that a priest who has undergone gastric bypass occasionally gives me Werther's Originals? Hm. I was ...

1.31.08 8:59pm Yes. I have made a decision. I have made it on my own and, I'm sorry Christina, there will be no bending on this...

All right, fine. I like zombies and zombie movies as much as the next person who likes zombies and zombie movies, but after Land of the Dea...

Hot Chicks With Douchebags Warning: May cause internal bleeding.

HERE. Also: check out George Washington Diarrhea's My Space page for the full theme song. There's harmony and a special guest s...

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sexytuple - n. a situation in which I am paid six times the original fee for being sexy. Example: This Plavix thing was a sexytuple for...

12.18.07 3:57PM Does your heart have clots? Why not name them after your enemies...and then destroy them with the sexiest heart medicine ...