Guido's Fuckrant Page

10.30.07 8:55 pm Over the past few months, Trent Reznor has been working closely with Saul Williams on his new album, "The Inevitable...

I've been watching the third season of the (American) Office and Ed Helms looks a lot like John Flansburgh.

10.22.07 6:39pm I just enjoyed a banana. What a whimsical fruit, the banana. The shape, the color, the peeling. And it's the only ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdsUMhUxM8w Can ANYONE make out a fucking thing he is saying?

9.28.07 4:23 pm "Slumber, watcher, 'til the spheres, six and twenty thousand years have revolv'd, and I return to the spo...

So, my friend Genevieve (who works at the Jeffery Group) did something beautiful... Go to www.thejeffreygroup.com/worldview then click eith...

Just watched the latest music video from Marilyn Manson. And I am officially uninterested in what he does or says for the rest of his shark...

8.21.07 8:07pm Went to the 96th street branch of the New York Public Library yesterday on my break. I'm honestly surprised that mo...

Going to Ocean City for a week. I will think of you and eat fudge.

HERE. I have updated my youtube. It will cure cancer, blindness, homosexuality, AIDS, splinters, creeping numbness, stomping numbness and ...

And mine is more beautiful than some. All right, so I have started my youtube deluge. I have a few more things to add and then I will pers...

7.31.07 7:32 PM So, first, anyone remember Imi Kamoze and his goddamn annoying song "Here Comes the Hot Stepper"? I just heard ...

Bill sent me the XM Comedy Ladies' Night stuff I did and I am one talented motherfucker. If only ANYONE I KNEW had XM. Well, fuck it. ...

7.13.07 3:48 PM Excellent, excellent day. First off, I FINALLY did the XM thing and it was, well, excellent. Anyone with XM who listens to ...

7.11.07 3:46 PM Thanks to Megan Boggia (the aforementioned Queen of the Galaxy) today began with a super special treat. John and John of TM...

4.20.07 9:34 PM Good day. Yesterday I had an excellent audition for a Grey Goose VO.  I found out later that day that I booked it and was t...

4.6.07 8:40 pm On my way back to work today, a man tried to get my attention and then tapped my shoulder as I passed. I turned and took o...

4.5.07 3:34 am Nine Inch Nails - Year Zero First full listen. Convoluted, messy, sloppy. All blurred together. HYPERPOWER!- Intro. Not as h...

...but not for me. Never for me. Just kidding. Just found out that TMBG are playing two shows at Joe's Pub at 9pm and 11pm on Wednesd...

So this guy, Jonathan Lethem, has this project called "The Promiscuous Materials Project". He wrote a bunch of lyrics over the pa...