Guido's Fuckrant Page

...but not for me. Never for me. Just kidding. Just found out that TMBG are playing two shows at Joe's Pub at 9pm and 11pm on Wednesd...

So this guy, Jonathan Lethem, has this project called "The Promiscuous Materials Project". He wrote a bunch of lyrics over the pa...

3.13.07 4:58 PM So I was just flipping through a phone book to find the number to a Barnes & Noble (it's a new chain of strip club...

3.7.07 8:37 PM Today I stood behind someone on the train with a perfect buzzcut. Every bristle seemed to be the same length. I barely re...

3.6.07 8:23 PM Now, people who know me well know that I really don't go out of my way to be unique. The unique is sort of just thrust...

3.1.07 8:28 PM All this Nine Inch Nails stuff has kind of made me not give a shit about the Scissor Sisters concert this weekend. Hm. Me...

I've uploaded the clips of me dancing like a monkey for bananas. Enjoy.

2.14.07 7:13 PM I don't know how many of you have the more advanced iPod's (80 gig) or if it happens with all Apple mp3 players, b...

Special thanks to everyone who came to see the show. It went great every night and hit orgasmic heights of excellence on Saturday. I was t...

2.8.07 1:23 PM It has been quite a volatile few weeks. I was considering posting little journal entries here and there in order to get yo...

1.24.07 5:55 PM When it comes to bad days, I tend not to mark them down as such. I let it pass and, occasionally reflect, fuck, that was ...

1.18.07 1:29 PM I know how everyone loves my bitchy stories about the idiots I work with and that is why I continue to relate them to you ...

Hey. Unsupportive douchebags, I'm in a play Thursday February 8th through Saturday February 10th. Come see me. Details and tickets are...

1.12.07 4:05 PM Sandwiches are great. They were originally made in order to save time (instead of sitting and eating bread, lettuce, toma...

nine inch nails: year zero coming april 2007. it could be about the end of the world.

1.3.07 5:43 PM First: the best song in the world is “Sex Dwarf” by Soft Cell. It has an infectious synth riff that will show up on your b...

1.2.07 5:18 PM Biiiig year this is set to be. Chris and I moving to a two bedroom place, taking that next step in our seven year relation...

12.14.06 3:33 PM Yes. The movie is called “Octopussy”. Let’s move on. This is the first time we see another 00 agent in action (009 to ...

12.7.06 4:47 PM James Bond brings sound into the vacuum of space in…“Moonraker”. Now, in most Bond movies there is a small amount of disb...

12.06.06 4:46 PM Sticking with the supernatural feel of “Live and Let Die”, Bond next takes on Dracula…in a track suit aka Francisco Scara...