Guido's Fuckrant Page

1.26.06 4:12 PM A pall has been cast over any and all happiness that I would normally feel this week. Also, I have become paranoid that th...

I needed to post a comment on Ray's film blog (the blog for the film we are working on, not a film blog belonging to Ray) so I had to si...

1.18.06 3:12 PM Events of today have (mostly) made up for the emotional and spiritual fecal storm of late. Had an excellent recording sess...

1.11.06 9:10 PM I just learned to say “help is on the way” in Spanish for all the Spanish residents who do nothing but scream in Spanish. ...

1.11.06 4:28 PM Feel tired today. Channeling Phil: need chocolate, but good chocolate. Had good rehearsal with Ray and Michael. This goin...

1.10.06 3:03 PM The new Gorillaz album Demon Days came out a while ago and, quite honestly, I was not impressed. It had maybe two or thre...

1.9.06 4:29 PM On Saturday I purchased a PlayStation 2 video game called “We Love Katamari”. This is the sequel to a game that came out i...

1.5.06 7:34 PM Oh Lordy Lordy! Phat Burger has destroyed me. I thought, “I’m hungry, but not TOO hungry. I won’t get a burger.” I had bee...

Just watched an excellent, beautiful, sad, funny movie called Jesus' Son . It stars Bily Crudup, Holly Hunter, Denis Leary, Jack Black a...

1.4.06 3:07 PM There was a box of doughnuts that had been sitting on top of the microwave for the past few days. Over the past few days th...

12.29.05 7:04 PM I just got to announce that someone was parked in a handicapped space and has to move their car. I totally had to restrai...

12.28.05 4:24 PM You know those cookies that come in the large, round, blue tin? “Dutch Cookies” I think their proper name is? I am consta...

12.27.05 7:32 PM Three more days. Just three more days and it would have been perfect. Augh. This grown up life isn’t to my liking. I n...

12.15.05 3:38PM What is it about me that screams “corporate spokesperson”? Is it my long, long hair? Is it my unshaven cheeks? Is it my s...

12.8.05 3:16 PM Got two things for you today; first, I’m not in a very “accent” mood. This will assuredly be a problem as the day unfurls...

12.2.05 4:08 PM Good day. Very good day. My ego was stroked this morning and it felt wonderful . Reflecting on this event afterwards (as ...

11.30.05 7:40 PM Getting into the Dave Eggers book A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius . Really digging it so far. Lots of excellent...

11.29.05 3:19 PM I feel like my pants: rumpled, worn and with a small yet noticeably stain spreading in the crotch. My original flight wa...

There is NO attractive twizz on staff at Bascom Palmer Eye Institute. Where did this myth of nurses being attractive originate? I want my re...

I winder if the tukey I had a few nights ago had avian flu... As I sit in my room in Florida (there is mysteriously a computer in my room f...