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2.28.2005

over, done

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2.28.05 1:36am Did you know that Elijah Wood was in Back to the Future II? And Billy Zane? And Flea? I have a feeling that Christina (A) d...
2.22.2005

in another Place

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Before I sleep tonight, I found that someone stumbled upon another Place and, even more interesting, found ME in this Place. I am called Mr....

Behold Paulus, Veritable God Star of the Two Lands

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2.22.05 10:05pm Saturday night I worked 7pm to 7am Sunday morning. Sunday night to Monday morning I worked 7pm to 7am. Since it was a holi...

closer still

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2.21.05 7:54pm Do any of you remember Speedy Gonzales? Do you remember his lesser-known compatriot Slow Poke Sanchez or Slow Poke Martinez...
2.21.2005

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CNN) -- Journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, who unleashed the concept of "gonzo journalism" in books like "Fear and Loa...
2.20.2005

Yang.

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2.19.05 10:48 pm So when a button starts blinking on my panel, I ask the resident if they need assistance. Then, no matter what they say (...
2.15.2005

Duh.

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2.15.05 8:19am The 7 to 3 shift at the Hospital is always the hardest for me (Note: All complaining is based on things that are bad to ME,...
2.14.2005

THE FACTS OF LIFE

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1. Harry Belafonte's "Jump in Line" AKA "Shake Shake Shake Senora" is an excellent song. 2. After eating tuna, my p...

going fetal

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2.14.05 5:14 am Tonight I have: Read Avengers comics. Slept for a full half hour on the job, endangering an unknown number of people. W...
2.13.2005

and the clock...stopped...never to run again...

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2.13.05 4:11 am I just finished watching the classic 1987 cinema masterpiece, The Running Man. This is one of the worst movies I have ever...
2.11.2005

Sex sells...

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Sex with Paul sells out. fuse.tv then click high or low bandwidth then find the "Ultimate Gig" link in the little pop up men...
2.08.2005

Goddamn mescalin...

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I just got off the phone with my father. He is planning to purchase a sonogram machine for the organization that he is chairman of the board...
2.06.2005

Time is on my side.

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I just received the official DVD copy of the Nike Art of Speed project. My work as the Master of Time, Chronos, has never looked better. I s...
2.03.2005

Pauldolitry

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Well, if my transgressions 'gainst the Lord had gone unnoticed before...that time has come to an end. http://www.livejournal.com/commu...
1.31.2005

But WHY do I want the cheese?

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"Scientists have begun blurring the line between human and animal by producing chimeras-a hybrid creature that's part human, part a...
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1.28.2005

Oh Ice Cube, you don't know the MEANING of a good day...

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I finish my 3pm to 11pm shift at the Hospital during which I gave the script a tweak and more than a tweak here and there to find: Beck tota...
1.24.2005

Here Come the Blinking Guero Teeth

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On the heels of that huge eruption of stuff from my mental cock comes this: Reasons Why I Am Excited About the Next Few Months Speaking fr...
1.19.2005

CLOSURE! (Part 1)

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About a year ago someone posted their top twenty favorite albums and we have all forgotten about it. I decided to compile my own top twenty ...

CLOSURE! (part 2)

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Marilyn Manson: Antichrist Superstar This album scared me when I first heard it. The theme is basically the apocalypse brought about by a ...

CLOSURE! (part 3)

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Depeche Mode: Songs of Faith and Devotion Drugs are bad. Drugs are used to alter ones state of mind. Some people use them to “find new art...
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