Guido's Fuckrant Page

Of course you are! Your life sucks and you know it (Note: If you are pretending you don't know it, everything follwing is twelve times m...

Yeah, so tonight should rock. I called B.J. for the rules and guidelines for Fotch. Oh yes, Fotch. As fun to say as it is to play... The pl...

I took Denny's quiz and failed. Tried to write my own and stopped after two mediocre questions. Had an EXCELLENT and undisturbed 8 hour ...

Soooooo......I'm plotting out a shot list for a video I'll be shooting with Chris and Jade for the TMBG song "It's Kickin...

UPDATE UPDATE!!! UPDATEY POO!! FERT! NUFF! TEAT! I think I'm going to get a portbale DVD player. The new TMBG album and EP are spectacul...

And feelin' fiiiiine. Just in case anyone was wondering, Craig from TalentWorks...is a fucker and in about an hour, I will have to pande...

My Satan commercial is officially on the Discovery Channel. I have yet to see it and probably won;t because I don't have cable, BUT sinc...

Just found out that Shark Week starts Sunday, July 25th at 8pm. Peel your eyes til then for a glimpse of my sex.

I have this strange knack of being really easy to stay friends with. Allow me to elucidate...I haven't seen my friend Erin Sweet in year...

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4023&n=2&bypass=1

Ok, just to let y'all know; they have started running a Shark Week teaser (a clip of water and blood or something along those lines stat...

As promised, here are some shots from the set of the Shark Week commercial (NOTE: If you cannot see the pictures and a password thing pops u...

Good news/bad news time...bad news first...so, it slipped my mind until last night that my NBA commercial might never be shown. Why? Because...

Prince Prince of Darkness Anyway...I just got back from the shoot in Jersey today and it was mad fun. More details later, maybe. Now...

http://www.playerappreciate.com Make sure to get y'alls Pimp Name

Long day. Tired to my bones. Here's something from before. ------------------------------------------------------------ Interesting Wo...

I just took a closer look at the "wedding" page and noticed that Blake and Michelle plan to name thir first child Bort. This is wh...

Now I know we all make a lot of fun of Canada, but much in the way Ginny redeems the whole nation of Britain for me after that useless spam-...

God damn. What a funky day. So I was jerked from my dream featuring Katrina and Katie Reynolds (who had aged to look JUST LIKE HER MOTHER an...

And fuck the guy who created html.