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Just found out that Shark Week starts Sunday, July 25th at 8pm. Peel your eyes til then for a glimpse of my sex.

I have this strange knack of being really easy to stay friends with. Allow me to elucidate...I haven't seen my friend Erin Sweet in year...

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Ok, just to let y'all know; they have started running a Shark Week teaser (a clip of water and blood or something along those lines stat...

As promised, here are some shots from the set of the Shark Week commercial (NOTE: If you cannot see the pictures and a password thing pops u...

Good news/bad news time...bad news first...so, it slipped my mind until last night that my NBA commercial might never be shown. Why? Because...

Prince Prince of Darkness Anyway...I just got back from the shoot in Jersey today and it was mad fun. More details later, maybe. Now...

http://www.playerappreciate.com Make sure to get y'alls Pimp Name

Long day. Tired to my bones. Here's something from before. ------------------------------------------------------------ Interesting Wo...

I just took a closer look at the "wedding" page and noticed that Blake and Michelle plan to name thir first child Bort. This is wh...

Now I know we all make a lot of fun of Canada, but much in the way Ginny redeems the whole nation of Britain for me after that useless spam-...

God damn. What a funky day. So I was jerked from my dream featuring Katrina and Katie Reynolds (who had aged to look JUST LIKE HER MOTHER an...

And fuck the guy who created html.

BUSY FUCKING WEEK. Full of ups and downs and etc. I shot the NBA thing last week, went to my first fitting for the Coke thing on Saturday,...

As I walked down the street today, I passed a small child. For just a moment, I thought it was a midget and I had the brief, delicious image...

"My name is Prince and I am funky." I submit, for everyone's* consideration, a challenge to propose the best Prince lyric, ev...

Hey, so at the urgings of people, I have decided to put this up on live journal (not that the other two people that read this won't find...

Can you think of anything softer than clouds? If so, I don't want to hear about it...

Never before have I actually been happy about that spring forward, fall back thing until last night. It was 1:58, then 1:59, then, BOOM, 3am...

Since you asked...if you hop over to Barnes & Noble's web site (http://music.barnesandnoble.com/search/product.asp?userid=2XVOX8SME0...