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Long day. Tired to my bones. Here's something from before. ------------------------------------------------------------ Interesting Wo...

I just took a closer look at the "wedding" page and noticed that Blake and Michelle plan to name thir first child Bort. This is wh...

Now I know we all make a lot of fun of Canada, but much in the way Ginny redeems the whole nation of Britain for me after that useless spam-...

God damn. What a funky day. So I was jerked from my dream featuring Katrina and Katie Reynolds (who had aged to look JUST LIKE HER MOTHER an...

And fuck the guy who created html.

BUSY FUCKING WEEK. Full of ups and downs and etc. I shot the NBA thing last week, went to my first fitting for the Coke thing on Saturday,...

As I walked down the street today, I passed a small child. For just a moment, I thought it was a midget and I had the brief, delicious image...

"My name is Prince and I am funky." I submit, for everyone's* consideration, a challenge to propose the best Prince lyric, ev...

Hey, so at the urgings of people, I have decided to put this up on live journal (not that the other two people that read this won't find...

Can you think of anything softer than clouds? If so, I don't want to hear about it...

Never before have I actually been happy about that spring forward, fall back thing until last night. It was 1:58, then 1:59, then, BOOM, 3am...

Since you asked...if you hop over to Barnes & Noble's web site (http://music.barnesandnoble.com/search/product.asp?userid=2XVOX8SME0...

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Today I am updating my journal in memory of a great man who has recently left us. Philip William Fortes Tucker 1980-2004) A few months ago...

Joel Peter Witkin photographed the dead. He would use illegal channels to obtain recently dead John and Jane Doe's from morgues so he c...

4:48 on a Mobius Strip the labored breathing of the biased Jew the confused ramblings of Joe Franklin the painful songs of the 30'...

Excellent.

I did not go to the Prince orgy last week because it would have been hollow and pointless without two very important and lovesexxy people, s...

Wether or not you are aware, Prince has been inducted into The Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame and tomorrow night there is a party in honor of...