Guido's Fuckrant Page
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3.31.2004
Just how much I rock...
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Since you asked...if you hop over to Barnes & Noble's web site (http://music.barnesandnoble.com/search/product.asp?userid=2XVOX8SME0...
3.30.2004
HOORAY!!
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http://www.theonion.com/onion2915/breasts2915.html
3.27.2004
In Memoriam
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Today I am updating my journal in memory of a great man who has recently left us. Philip William Fortes Tucker 1980-2004) A few months ago...
3.21.2004
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Joel Peter Witkin photographed the dead. He would use illegal channels to obtain recently dead John and Jane Doe's from morgues so he c...
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4:48 on a Mobius Strip the labored breathing of the biased Jew the confused ramblings of Joe Franklin the painful songs of the 30'...
3.18.2004
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Excellent.
Testes, 1, 2...3?
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3.15.2004
Vous es tres belle, mama, girls and boys...
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I did not go to the Prince orgy last week because it would have been hollow and pointless without two very important and lovesexxy people, s...
3.11.2004
WE ARE GOING TO THIS
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Wether or not you are aware, Prince has been inducted into The Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame and tomorrow night there is a party in honor of...
3.09.2004
Sin is in!!
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Okay blasphemers! I was reflecting on sin the other day. Sin and the 10 Commandments and how they relate to me and I relate to them as a ......
3.08.2004
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You all need to eat this for breakfast. www. youtube .com/watch?v=Co5DZl50OeQ
A Note
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Taint stains wasn't directed at anyone, I just like the sound of it. taint stain, taint stain...mmm...
The difference between clever and clever clever
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Ever wish you were traveling to strange places with inpronouncable names? Ever wish you were in training to become a Jedi? Ever wish you spo...
3.07.2004
Blent.
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Spi-DONG! Pidow!! Stepa! Dooty gowp! Stemply gwan! Gshink cloot. Blerny guut. Nargh warf! Spelt spelt! GLOG! GLOG!! GLOG GOD DAMN YOU! Grut...
3.05.2004
Something funky
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Although not NEARLY as arousing as the original, Foo Fighters has recorded a very rocking version of Prince's opus Darling Nikki. Check ...
I am one who smiles at the sky...
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The other day I was riding the Subway (the underground train that runs all under New York City) and at one stop about a dozen teenage Asian ...
3.04.2004
This 'un fer Jade...
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http://www.rathergood.com/biscuits/
3.01.2004
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I am in a very big house. Twice before I think, but this time I am only on the second floor of maybe three floors (the first time I recall b...
2.29.2004
Be still mmine beating heart...
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On Friday...I met THE ONE. Not the Matrix One...but the ONE One...her name was Emily (I think). Although loquacious, she was not fat. It was...
2.24.2004
Things are definitely awry...
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So, I haven’t slept a lot in the last few days. Sat I had a 7 pm to 7 am at the hospitalia, and when I got home I only slept from 7:45 to 1...
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