Guido's Fuckrant Page

On Friday...I met THE ONE. Not the Matrix One...but the ONE One...her name was Emily (I think). Although loquacious, she was not fat. It was...

So, I haven’t slept a lot in the last few days. Sat I had a 7 pm to 7 am at the hospitalia, and when I got home I only slept from 7:45 to 1...

9:04 AM By the Sweet Smooth Nipples of Jesus the Christ SHUT THE GOD DAMN FUCK UP ABOUT THE SHITTING WEDDING. Ef ah want git made in a chu...

The good mews is tomorrow I am working at the Hospital from 7am to 7pm. Ergo hence thus there would have been only 6 people for cranium to...

1. Of our ten year friendship, which personal joke/story still remains the most amazing/funny? -I would have to say the Zombie Haus. (imagi...

A Big What If I was just interrupted in my studies by an important news break: a confidential insider report has revealed to me that a you...

Kaitlyn's Questions 4. Aside from me, whom do you hate and why? Denise's Questions 2. Why were you so scared of Giovanni but so ...

Kaitlyn's Questions 1. Why do you hate me? I want specific reasons and examples supporting each. 2. Anal? Have you? Will you? Why/why ...

Sorry to do this but... Name: Guido M. Paparazzi Birthdate: 25 January, 1981 Birthplace: Greenwich, CT Current Location: Manhattan, NY ...

5:48 AM Listening to two exhausted street-ass brothas having a conversation is quite an experience. Vowels and consonants scattered everywh...

For instance, I love myself. I received a phone call at 11:30 this morning while I was still sleeping trying to regain my momentum after bei...

Cake is a great band. Every week they have a new and interesting link on their web site. This is this week's link. http://www.ebaumsw...

I think you will all scream. http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/ Now just go to www.rathergood.com because there is a lot of great shit ...

This not only has monkeys...but the wrong bananas as well. http://www.rathergood.com/bananas/ This will made you laugh out loud for a min...

1. What will kill you faster, a giant wombat or a blue-tongue lizard? It depends on if the wombat has a gun or a knife and if the blue-tong...

Just to let you all know, I answered all your questions and the answers are hidden under my original request for questions. I apoligize for ...

The last question asked of me by Will is as follows: 13 - If they had a sing-off, both doing "Kiss", who would win, Prince or To...

Don't you all think the fact that I'm a 6'8 homo-superior isolates me from you unevolved homo-sapiens enough already? ASK ME MAN...

I think four Eggo waffles, micro waved so they are totally scalding and porous covered in butter and Log Cabin syrup (so that shit soaks in)...

Denise, remember that you are not dying...it's just weed. Smoky, remember that you might not be dying but your brain cells are.