Guido's Fuckrant Page

Sorry to do this but... Name: Guido M. Paparazzi Birthdate: 25 January, 1981 Birthplace: Greenwich, CT Current Location: Manhattan, NY ...

5:48 AM Listening to two exhausted street-ass brothas having a conversation is quite an experience. Vowels and consonants scattered everywh...

For instance, I love myself. I received a phone call at 11:30 this morning while I was still sleeping trying to regain my momentum after bei...

Cake is a great band. Every week they have a new and interesting link on their web site. This is this week's link. http://www.ebaumsw...

I think you will all scream. http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/ Now just go to www.rathergood.com because there is a lot of great shit ...

This not only has monkeys...but the wrong bananas as well. http://www.rathergood.com/bananas/ This will made you laugh out loud for a min...

1. What will kill you faster, a giant wombat or a blue-tongue lizard? It depends on if the wombat has a gun or a knife and if the blue-tong...

Just to let you all know, I answered all your questions and the answers are hidden under my original request for questions. I apoligize for ...

The last question asked of me by Will is as follows: 13 - If they had a sing-off, both doing "Kiss", who would win, Prince or To...

Don't you all think the fact that I'm a 6'8 homo-superior isolates me from you unevolved homo-sapiens enough already? ASK ME MAN...

I think four Eggo waffles, micro waved so they are totally scalding and porous covered in butter and Log Cabin syrup (so that shit soaks in)...

Denise, remember that you are not dying...it's just weed. Smoky, remember that you might not be dying but your brain cells are.

Pot names for Denise the Butcher and Tyler Durden: Denise the Butcher of Mallomars and Denkhound McWantsrich. Thoughts? BURNOUTS!

What comes to mind when you hear.. ..snow?: tree ..rain?: wet ..tornado?: Oz ..summer love?: Grease ..Jon?: Stewert ..Mike?: Higgins ...

Webster's English dictionary defines 'tequila' as 'An alcoholic liquor distilled from the fermented juice of the Central Ame...

Two things for this frigid Saturday…the first, something that only a few of you will *dig*, the next, well there isn’t a whole lot of *diggi...

Well, well, well…I guess the poor babies who work 9 to 5 jobs aren’t SO bored they can’t help me define these words, now are they? Welly, w...

It has come to my attention that many of my close personal acquaintances have jobs where they do nothing all day but sit behind a desk, whin...

So, I'm sick and dying and bored so I just took that IQ test (apparently the real one) at some web site and here are the results... ...

Ok, so everything beneath this sentence was written during my 7am to 7pm shift at the hospital where I work as switchboard operator last Sun...