Guido's Fuckrant Page

Wow! I have just got to tell everyone about this!!! I just got back from a trip to NEW JERSEY!!! There were rides and taffy and funnel ...

Yesterday a fifty-two pound bag of rye berries (the key ingredient for shrooms) was accidentally delivered to my apartment and, since it was...

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Forget it, it's me, I'm not dead. I'm here. Where is here you might ask? My new apartment on the upper east side. I'm al...

And why am I going to get a towel? Because you just saw my picture and CAME LIKE TEENAGERS AT AN ORGY! And nw that I have a picture up, I ...

Putting my testicles on the heads on midgets is my anti-drug. What's your Anti-Drug?

I want to take a moment to recognize my love for Jenna. I think that she is the only person who checks my web site on a regular basis AND r...

Nothing. Just "Shakespeare is a fake." And a whore. Shakespeare is a fake and a whore.

I have these big, black rats in my head right now. Their feet and snouts are made of splintered glass and they've mistaken the various ...

So it appears at this time I don't like more things/people/places than I do like. If that doesn't change, it's your fault.

From A Buick 8 (I love Stephen King's books, but this one just sucked ass cock), this apocalyptic pall that's fallen over the world ...

Prince (he's lovesexy), They Might Be Giants (they make me feel smarter than a lot of people), being damn tall (aside from the occasiona...

There we go. My journal no longer looks like something the fucking Olsen twins would write their secret crushes in... "Dear Diary, To...

Wow, my girlfriend is really fucking talented. Let's see...what can I do...uh...well...I can't find an apartment in the city...I ca...

All right. This is the LAST first entry I am making. My original entry (I Have A Journal) WAS deleted, but then apparently posted. I comm...

Ok...this is messing with my head. Although the first entry (I Have A Journal) WAS deleted...I checked my Journal (which looks very 8th gra...

FUCK YOU INTERNET! I had my first fucking entry all typed up and ready to rock but the WHORES that control this fascist regime fucked it co...

Event? What does that mean? Am I supposed to have a reason for writing this? Well EAT ME! You can't make me have a reason for ANYTHI...