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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE CUNTS ARE GONE! THE CUNTS ARE GONE! THE MOTHERFUCKING CUNTS ARE MOTHERFUCKING GONE !!!!! Of course there sha...

The druggie bitch has a urinary tract infection. I am now a true believer, someone say Hallelujah.

These fucking cunts are using that fucking cutesy talking-to-doggie voice. No fucking jury would convict me...

There is now a Chihuahua in my, already small apartment. Why? Well, one guess...because both cats died from malnutrition? Nope, they'...

About two weeks ago, Flouncy McCunt left for some other country. She said she was returning last Thursday. When I got a call from my good ...

Wow! I have just got to tell everyone about this!!! I just got back from a trip to NEW JERSEY!!! There were rides and taffy and funnel ...

flounce1 (flouns) n. A strip of decorative, usually gathered or pleated material attached by one edge, as on a garment or curtain. tr.v...

Forget it, it's me, I'm not dead. I'm here. Where is here you might ask? My new apartment on the upper east side. I'm al...