Guido's Fuckrant Page

Fucking hell. Okay...in no particular order... Chris and I finally finished rewatching Firefly and we're both still confused and ang...

8.16.06 5:16 PM In early 1997, the Coca-Cola Company released a new caffeine charged soft drink called Surge. It was the green of a cirrho...

1.5.06 7:34 PM Oh Lordy Lordy! Phat Burger has destroyed me. I thought, “I’m hungry, but not TOO hungry. I won’t get a burger.” I had bee...

10.28.05 9:20 PM I just realized that Masters of the Universe (the cartoon show) was conceived simply for the merchandising potential. Thi...

5.18.05 6:09 Sew buttons…motherfucker. A few nights ago saw Nine Inch Nails at Hammerstein Ballroom. Pretty awesome shit. Not only did th...

Ok, so everything beneath this sentence was written during my 7am to 7pm shift at the hospital where I work as switchboard operator last Sun...