Guido's Fuckrant Page

This Saturday, I had me my science party. Yes, there was science. Fire and freezing and shattering and a bunch of fun stuff that would have ...

11.1.11 3:54 pm   I was just on the line with the U.S. Postal Service's awful phone robot and it asked me: "Are you in the business...

11.1.10 3:39 pm Epic. Weekend. Huge. One for the books. The books people write about huge parties and fun and parades and dan...

*OR* An Overly Detailed Recounting 9.27.10 3:50 pm [Message redacted.]  I had made a list of several things I was going to do so...

9.17.10 3:32 pm Yes. Cake. Yesterday, I took off from work to see Cake perform at Summerstage IN Rumsey Playfield. Up until Monday ...

8.9.10 7:48 pm This Saturday, Chris and I dragged our mattresses out to cover the living room floor, donned our "Camp Counselor ...

8.3.10 4:25 pm First off, watched Cormac McCarthy's The Road last night. Whereas The Book of Eli was more comic book/stylish/ac...

7.7.10 4:34 pm Some bits. Yes, some bits and pieces. First, apologies for any incoherence you might experience, sleep has not ...

11.2.09 3:24 pm November always seems to disappear. Thick weekend. Blood and fetus clogged weekend. I went as Stiffy the Pri...

I JUST SAW MYSELF ON FUCKING TELEVISION!

8.17.09 4:12 pm This weekend, the Ageless Question (Does food taste better when cut with a machete?) was finally answered: Yes. ...

4.27.09 7:53 pm On Sunday, Chris and I joined Bill and his friend at a warm up show of sorts for Bill's friend, Chris Rush. Ap...