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I have something amazing coming later today, when everyone can see it...

Just got off the phone with Will. We talked briefly about my going through and categorizing these older journal entries. I told him that it...

1.19.10 5:12 pm How crotch-soppingly original is that? Not. Not crotch-soppingly original at all, as a matter of fact. But, I ...

First, so the news is calling that guy who tried to blow up the plane on Christmas the Underwear Bomber. Here's TWO problems with that:...

You know that feeling you get when everything is perfect, like a Universal Click that just makes all those things that need to be, be? Well...

You know what's funny? Slipknot. I just saw their video for their song 'Psychosocial'. Welcome to today's musical climate...

Have I ever told you about my sets of twin freckles? Well, I have at least five sets on just my arms. I remain baffled.

I've been watching the third season of the (American) Office and Ed Helms looks a lot like John Flansburgh.

So, my friend Genevieve (who works at the Jeffery Group) did something beautiful... Go to www.thejeffreygroup.com/worldview then click eith...

Bill sent me the XM Comedy Ladies' Night stuff I did and I am one talented motherfucker. If only ANYONE I KNEW had XM. Well, fuck it. ...

4.6.07 8:40 pm On my way back to work today, a man tried to get my attention and then tapped my shoulder as I passed. I turned and took o...

Special thanks to everyone who came to see the show. It went great every night and hit orgasmic heights of excellence on Saturday. I was t...

nine inch nails: year zero coming april 2007. it could be about the end of the world.

1.2.07 5:18 PM Biiiig year this is set to be. Chris and I moving to a two bedroom place, taking that next step in our seven year relation...

11.22.06 6:59 PM On the eighth hour of my twelve hour shift. I dig overtime. Started reading the latest Chuck Palahniuk novel (“Haunted”...

Yo. I just found out that They Might Be Giants are playing at Southpaw in Brooklyn on Saturday, December 16th at 4pm (kid show) and 8pm (adu...

9.27.06 10:47 PM You know how there’s that long standing joke about never being able to dry your hands thoroughly on those air blowing thi...

Not really, but I've had that one in there all day. Had a bad day folks. Spent most of my time at work with the phone off and the switc...

There is a surprising amount of taxis available at 2:30 on a Sunday morning here in New York. I like that.

8.10.06 3:32 PM So I’m bored and reading the Post, sorry the Daily News and there is a headline “Perv loner had long rap sheet”. Can you g...