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PART TWO!!! 4/7/13 Excellent beginning thanks to Chris, who made crazy, super fresh eggs that were inside chickens MERE HOURS before we a...

Uh. Okay. 3/30/13 Woke after five hours of sleep to take a flight landing us in Heathrow Airport at around nine or so in the evening. P...

*sigh* I suppose I should actually recount my time in Alaska, you know, for posterity and the future and the children and all that bullsh...

Some pre-flight ruminations: In the cab, on the way to the airport, I passed so many shitty, little places (Chinese restaurants, Laundromats...